There is nothing I can say to justify the sad condition of my LS-16. All I can offer is my most adamant assurances that she will be brought back to a most satisfactory condition. Anticipating this transformation my wife has decided the LS-16 is to be renamed as Cinderella. This will be her BEFORE picture:

For those of stronger constitutions, this is a more revealing photo:

Believe it or not, she must have once been something to watch:

Please reserve your judgement until you see how she will look when she goes to the ball.
