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Poly Navicular Morbus
Posted: Mon Feb 04, 2013 1:18 pm
by tgentry
I have been diagnosed with Advanced PNM. How about you?
http://www.keepturningleft.co.uk/blogs/ ... s-disease/
Posted: Mon Feb 04, 2013 2:02 pm
by EmergencyExit
LOL, loved it..
Let's see 26+26+15...it's not a 'serious' problem yet..
Posted: Mon Feb 04, 2013 2:44 pm
by lecker68
I guess I am infected but benign with 26 and 8 and 9. just sayin
Posted: Mon Feb 04, 2013 10:47 pm
by CaptainScott
Omg!
I'm
Deep into advanced and ready to stumble into chronic! Yes, the feelers have already been sent on the next one!!!
ALAN!!! you are close! Please rescue me!
Current holdings include 1 7.5', 1 10.2', 2 15.6', 2 22' (#3 close at hand) 1 40'!
Omg! Please don't let my wonderful bride read this . . .
Scott
Hi,
I'm scott. A current and complete addict. Yes. I'm a drinker with a sailing habit . . .
Posted: Tue Feb 05, 2013 12:22 am
by Chrysler20%26
" seriously " trying to reduce fleet.
Posted: Tue Feb 05, 2013 5:16 am
by hp18carr
This PNM can catch you off guard real quick... I felt with just my C26 I was safe, but having to add my two 17' canoes has pushed me into the advanced stage and if I find me a smaller sailboat to play with... I'll really be in deep. Not that any of this is a bad thing... in fact it sure would be nice if there was a C20 close to home out there.
Terrence
Wilmington N.C.
Chrysler 26' 1980
Pandora (for now)
Posted: Tue Feb 05, 2013 6:18 pm
by lecker68
I agree Scott I don't want my bride to read it either as I am looking also but I am trying to stay at least 14 steps away (for personal safety) until I find one.
Posted: Tue Feb 05, 2013 11:18 pm
by Alanhod
Well lets see here...
22+18+18+18+6 = 82 liner feet of boats I can ride in and that would make me...
ADVANCED!
No Wait I forgot the radio controlled boat fleet in my library...
3+2.5+3+2.5+2.5 = 13.5 liner feet.
Static model boats as well, 2+2+1 = 5 Liner feet.
So lets see here 82+13.5+5 = 100.5 total Liner feet.
YEA BABY, I have reached
SERIOUS!!!
And I could really use a new C-26 as it has been years since I've added anything to my boating collection, so, I think that shows some restraint on my part if you ask me.
Danial, or should I say De.Nile is not just a river I would like to sail on.
Thanks
Alan
P.S.
CaptainScott wrote:Omg!
ALAN!!! you are close! Please rescue me!
Wait, Hold the phone there Captain, let me get out my spread sheet and ad you up real quick... 132.9 liner feet, only 17.1 feet to go my friend. Now that is doable.
Now I've been to your house Captain Scott and you have not included RC Boats or Static Models and I'm thinking there might just be an inflatable under one of your lazerets like I have in my C-22. I think on second thought we can get you to
Chronic. You just need to try a little harder don't you know.

Posted: Wed Feb 06, 2013 7:55 am
by CaptainScott
Alanhod wrote:I think on second thought we can get you to
Chronic. You just need to try a little harder don't you know.

Oh my Alan,
I did not even think counting RC and model boats! Yikes!
I think it best I just let this sleeping tiger rest . . . . . . . . .Should Diane log in and see me in the chronic stage . . . . . . . . I dare to guess what it would be like to live aboard a C22!
FYI, that free C22 on CraigsList does not reply to emails. It is a pop top model and I thought to myself, well, I've never had one of those . . . . . .
Guess it is good to just let it go!
Scott
Posted: Wed Feb 06, 2013 9:09 am
by EmergencyExit
...soon as I get EE home and a bit of work done she'll be coast ready and I can infect someone by summer..lol..
Guess that means I'm an active carrier ?

Posted: Wed Feb 06, 2013 11:15 am
by CaptainScott
EmergencyExit wrote: Guess that means I'm an active carrier ?
I'll remember that statement if we ever get a chance to meet in person!
Love the photos!
Scott
PNM
Posted: Wed Feb 06, 2013 1:24 pm
by bjaeger
I'm begining to contract the early symptions of PNM. I'm sure that those symptions will increase this spring when I sail on INSTEAD, the C-20 that lives 1/2 mile from me. COME ON PNM!!
Bruce
Re: PNM
Posted: Fri Feb 08, 2013 4:10 pm
by Alanhod
bjaeger wrote:I'm begining to contract the early symptions of PNM. I'm sure that those symptions will increase this spring when I sail on INSTEAD, the C-20 that lives 1/2 mile from me. COME ON PNM!!
Bruce
Isn't that like being a little bit pregnant? Oh you have it, I'm sure.
Thanks
Alan
Posted: Sat Feb 09, 2013 1:40 pm
by Dallasbob
This is funny! Gotta steal it for Facebook friends.
The lady at Texas parks and Wildlife told be that if I got a 5th boat I would be required to get a dealers license.
Posted: Wed Feb 20, 2013 7:21 pm
by clair hofmann
I've been diagnosed with stage 4. I also have realized its genetic. Our son and daughter are also afflicted and our 8 year old grandson is showing early signs.
He was riding in the truck with me the other day and saw a sunfish sitting out in a yard and asked if I thought it might be for sale. He learned to sail last summer on a Snark our son bought when he was 7.
I totaled all the boats we have and I came up with 32 boats, kayaks, and wave runners. using the formula in the link where you count the number of hulls on a multihull they all total 561 feet. To my defense, 9 of them belong to our kids.
Does anyone know if this is contagious? Several of these were my wife's idea or she was instrumental in the decision to buy them. Last trip to NC she came home with 2 kayaks for 100.00. What a girl!
I only hope there's no cure cause we're livin the dream.
Clair
Posted: Thu Feb 21, 2013 5:11 am
by EmergencyExit
clair hofmann wrote:Does anyone know if this is contagious?
Appears to be - yesterday the redhead looked seriously at a 94 Bayliner 2655 powerboat...guess Emergency Exit's little sis might turn out to be "Hasty Retreat"..her pick of name..